2008/09/18

Every Freaking Day with Rachell Ray

By JULIETTE ROSSANT

Every Freaking Day with Rachell Ray, by Elizabeth Hilts

If the FLN's Whatever, Martha! didn't strike a cord with you, but you are longing for a send-up of Food Network personalities, then try Every Freaking! Day with Rachell Ray (Grand Central Publishing 2008), an unauthorized parody of Every Day with Rachael Ray by Elizabeth Hilts. If you liked the Rachael Ray Drinking Game, then you'll love this silliness.

It is a hoot!

Just take a look at the cover teasers of this faux magazine:
Oh My Buns: Burgers of the Month
No Time, No Sweat! 30-Second Meals
(Minor) Celeb Fridge with Paula Deane
EZ Entertaining for Lay-Z-Daze
Swell Swill: Wines Under $5.99
Elizabeth Hilts

The book claims to have 10,081 recipes, which is absurd -- and the whole point. Inside, you'll find the Rachael Ray look-alike holding up a cake that is made out of foam disks to which are glued Ring Dings, Yodels, and Hostess Chocolate Cup Cakes. On another page, Rachell's editorial suggests a centerpiece of Rachael Ray cookbooks. (p. 11) In the article called Snackies for Lay-Z-Daze! there's even an irreverent Madonna praying pressed into toast.

Check out the rest of the "issue" for yourself.

Previous articles:
FOOD FLICKS: Rachael Ray - No Terrorist - No Chef
Rachael Ray: 2 More Years on the Food Network
Emeril Lives! No More
Mario Batali: Still on the Food Network
Bobby Flay Joins Food Network at Kohl's
Rachael Ray: Just in Time
Rachael Ray: Think You Can Cook?
Rachael Ray Greases Dunkin' Donuts
Rachael Ray Drinking Game
Rachael Ray: Space Invader
Rossant on Rachael Ray's Competition
Who Rules, Trans-Fat to Foie Gras?
Forbes Celebrity 100 Chefs 2006: Cute?
Rachael Ray: Media Empire
Rachael Ray: A Few Days Later
Rachael Ray Every Day from Readers Digest
[Humor - complete]
[Cook Book Reviews - complete]

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